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I'm so happy rn
Good weather, being happy. That's the three things you need in life
-Dj Keleo
gay ass arno: do you know Keleo's Golden Rule?
walter: yes ofc the three things you need in life, good weather and being happy
A golden shower dumped from a used depend undergarment.
As Mr. Trump grew older he began preferring Golden Girls Showers to his usual Russian romps.
A bar who's clientele is almost exclusively white men over 40 who come in to play the one or more Golden Tee golf machines that are tucked into the corners of the room. Inevitably, the bartender is a woman, also over 40, who you can tell probably used to be hot.
"That place on the corner used to be a great place to pick up hotties, but not since they became a Golden Tee Bar."
Weed grown in California.
I spent my summer vacation in California and I got some great golden state cannabis while I was there.
1.The golden retriever effect is similar to thought process that golden retrievers have.
2.Commonly found in teenage boys with crushes and or girlfriends.
1.)Human: Wanna play fetch?
Dog: Fetch?! FETCH IS MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: Wanna go for a walk?
Dog: Walk?! WALKS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!
Human: I can't play ball now, I need to take a nap.
Dog: Nap?! NAPS ARE MY FAVORITE!!!!!!!!!!!
2.)Bobby: Dude!! Where were you last night? You missed the party!
Bill: Oh really? Sam wanted to go to yoga class, and it sounded fun so I went with her.
Bobby: Sounds like a classic case of the Golden Retriever Effect.
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When your dick gets so hard it almost seems to glow. Dicks create babies so when you dick is amazingly hard you are going to attempt making a "golden baby" with your amazingly hard ass "golden" dick.
WOW that Brazilian boy has one golden baby!
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To have the immaculate body that is only matched by those of Spartans as seen in the movie 300. Basically to be very ripped.
I don't have the GSB (Golden Spartan Bod) like Sergio he works out so much i wish i could be like him so the girls would oggle over me
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