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The act of cracking an egg over a steaming pile of fresh shit you just left somebody as a wonderful surprise.
I left a good morning for him in his lunchbox.
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He fucked me so good I couldn't find my weave 🤣
He fucked me so good I couldn't find my weave 🤣
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a band that rocks! they have come a long way and their songs actually mean something.
(unlike lots of crap u get about having sex and grieviously injuring people because they arent 'cool' or 'popular')
call them whatever u want- they dont need any sterotyped label- they r just good at what they do and want to do good 2 the world- eva heard 'hold on' or 'thankyou mom' or read the thankyous in their cd covers.
2 ne1 who stopped likin them because joel started goin out with hilary u suck!
and i no lotsa u idiots out there h8 them because u dont want ur friends 2 think u suck- u suck harder.
person 1: good charlotte is the greatest band in existence!
person 2: yeh i was trying 2 kill myself until u told me 2 go 2 blastro and watch their 'hold on' clip. it changed my life.
person 1: lets go to their concert next time they come near here
Person 2: yeh!
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A name to call the Chris you like more if there are 2 or more Chris' in any given situation or group. other Chris' can be given other more appropriate nicknames e.g. spud, bad Chris, etc.
lisa: then chris said i was a fat slag!
kerry: wait, is this good chris or bad chris?
lisa: bad chris. good chris would never call me that, he too nice
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The act of seducing an elderly woman and getting on her will before she dies.
Guy 1: "Hey what is Tom doing talking to my grandma?"
Guy2: "Don't worry he is good will hunting"
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yo dawg when shiat smells bad, yo arse needs to SMELL GOOD. Comes in a can.
When you get a bad case of da poo-poo breeze you need to spray yourself down with some Smell Good.
Yo Jimmy I got some funky poo-poo breeze going on, pass me da smell good.
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