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clutter hands

Someone who is under the influence of THC and notices that they are trying to carry too much shit at one time.

Man dude I got a case of the fucking clutter hands right now.

by Faggot Bruce April 13, 2011


spook hand

The Spook Hand

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A hand that is very spooky.

Father: Wow son, look at your brother Jimmy's Spook Hand!
Son: Wow dad, that's a spooky hand!

by durdew August 10, 2017


hand oyster

When you sneeze into your hand, and you sip it from your hand like a cup

"Oh shit Martin, looks like you've made a hand oyster!"
"How was the hand oyster?"

by Numbox February 7, 2018


hand-gander

The act of browsing with one's hands.

"Hey, Theodore, what is that sticking out of your pocket?"
"Well why don't you come over here and take a hand-gander?"

by TheLolmighty January 10, 2014


muffin hands

It's what it sounds like. It's muffins for hands. More importantly, it's the only choice when your other option is corduroy skin. Regenerative snacks all day, whats not to love?

Anyone: Would you rather have muffin hands or corduroy skin?

Intelligent Person: Muffin Hands

by muffinhands December 17, 2021


Frazz hands

Like jazz hands, but frustrated. Hands out spread with fingers gyrating in an irritated way.

Jenny was so irritated by Bob's crap that the frazz hands came out.

by billfredtom September 21, 2011


hand battle

a hand battle is when your hand fights with your urges and loses everytime

Zatch: tis a messy hand battle indeed

by Xxann October 16, 2014