Devin Harris

a fag that likes Fabolous just because they both have crooked teeth. He like G Unit because its a all male group and he gets off on it.

My cat walked like a devin Harris after being raped by another male cat.

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Dirty Harry

When a male and an extremley ape like female are having doggystyle sex, the male grabs the hair on her lower back for more leverage and faster pumping.

That bitch got the Dirty Harry.

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Jamie Harris

A short spotty boy who wears glasses, suffers from acne and works in McDonalds.He also participates in hardcore sessions of docking.

Jamie Harris who does I.T, Biology, Maths and Graphics.

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Harry Styles

A somewhat ugly guy with an accent that I think Taylor Swift dated. Not too sure what the hype is with him, but I’m pretty sure he’s obsessed with strawberries. And maybe watermelon.

“Bro are you going to a Harry Styles concert?”
“No, I’d rather lick the bathroom floor of a Walmart that a person who tested positive used.”
“Same bro!!!”

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oh Harry!

n. A satisfied expression, usually when amused or happy.
People make this noise having laughed for a while, and it sounds like "Oh, Harry"

a person laughs Oh, Harry!

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Kamala Harris

Kamala: Freedom is like a bag of canabess>(cannabis)>(marijuana) I only take it from ya>(you) if you>(you're or you are) a young black man

Young black man: Whatever

Kamala: I remember meeting this man. He was a king or something. And I told him about this draim>(dream) I had the night befow>(before). I remember the first time I gave black people their rights. It was probably during da>(the) Civa Woah>(Civil War). I must've been just 5 years old *flashes back and says FWEEDOM>(freedom)*. I even remember going to my fist>(first) Civa>(Civil) Rights ralle>(rally) and I fell ova>(over). My mama said "Are you ok?". And I said "SPWAY WEED ON EVWEEBODY>(everybody)"
"Officuh>(officer) he got wayed>(weed)

Young black man: That was you

The point I'm trying to make is that she doesn't have a high IQ

Kamala Harris is the worst senator ever.

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Harry Shum jr.

A real life God

With his talent, his personality, and his looks, Harry Shum jr. is a real life God.

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