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When you stick a roofee in your ass followed by a bottle of Proper Twelve whiskey while doing a keg-stand.
Only 2 people have ever successfully executed the Irish Bevin.
A sex act in which Guinness beer and Jamison Whiskey are funneled into the asshole on the cusp of ejaculation. The ejaculatory penis is then inserted creating the ultimate Irish Car Bomb
Jack: " Last night I have her the good old Irish Insertion. It was a hell of a headrush for us both!"
When you tuck your trousers into your socks and shit yourself.
David couldn't make it to the toilet in time, so he made himself an Irish portapotty instead.
The light brown froth left on one’s upper lip when drinking a heavy, dark stout beer like Guinness.
“It’s time to give myself a bad case of Irish Herpes.”
When a man swings his genitalia back and forth rhythmically slapping his thigh to produce a clapping sound
I’m tired of all this Irish clapping in the locker room.
A person who looks Irish, but is not from that ancestry. This particularly occurs when redheads are assumed to be Irish since one and 10 Irish are redheads.
She headed up the St Patrick’s parade because she was Irish-passing enough to look authentically perfect.
Ability to tell someone to F*** off while making them happy to be on their way.
Solicitor: * rings door bell* "Can I sell you...<interrupted>"
You: *Squirts him in face with steak sauce* "Piss off quickly before the wolves smell you. They hunt at night." *howling in distance*
Solicitor: Gladly runs to car and drives off.
Your friend: Wow, that's some Irish Tact in action. He wasn't even mad at you.