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The greatest question ever to be asked.
Person: Hey, having a nice day?
AnotherPerson: You... you must be... awesome.
National Nice Day is on the 9th of July. Throughout the 24 hours of the day, people will have the right to legally have oral sex with someone, regardless of consent, or gender. However, people need to be 18 or older to do so. And no, people will not be allowed to have oral sex with any kind of non-human creature.
Guy 1: Dude! It's National Nice Day! You know what that means!
Guy 2: SHIT! LOCK THE DOORS!
Guy 1: Why?
Guy 2: Remember what happened last time?
Guy 1: Uh, no.
Guy 2: Some femboy sucked me off, and I didn't like it! That is NOT happening again.
Guy 1: Gee, thanks. You just put something in my head that I want to forget.
When you aren't mean or nice your both
Billy: Jamal your mean as fuck
Jamal: Nah boy I'm just pre-nice
When you not mean but your also not nice it's somewhat in the middle
Billy:Jamal your mean as fuck
Jamal: Nah boy I'm pre-nice
to express delight in something.
sales person: "if you buy this with that, you get this free!"
customer: "Nice wife!"