A masculine name derived from the Hebrew name "Ya'aqov", meaning "supplanter" which is most interpreted as one who seizes, circumvents, or upsurps.
Jacob.
jacob is fat as fuck always has to say some dumb shit and has one of the darkest necks
me: jacob shut up
jacob: your mom haha
Jacob is that one friend in the discord server who never crops his fucking memes! Hes ways raging! Watching Porn! Listening to Nightcore! And Faps to ANYTHING! Hes the person that makes the server have weird rules.
I tried telling Jacob to crop his memes
BUT HE NEVER LISTENES!
fat as fuck and always has to say some dumb shit, jacob usually is the darkest in his friend group
no one: .....
jacob: i want a twinkie
A vey hot stud, who’ll always make you smile.
Jacob pleases all the ladies
The most trustworthy person you know. He always has your back and is just a great guy in general. He is usually short. He knows how to take a joke and can be shy at times. He is athletic and fast, and loves to be competitive.
Guy: did you hear about the new guy Jacob?
Girl: yeah, he seems cool