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high-quality hooch, shine, moonshine, or homemade booze.
Dude, Crow Jane makes the best white jesus in the whole Ukelore Valley.
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man who, after a 2 day binder of heavy drinking, stepped up to his trash can pulpit and gave the famous "jesus was a black man" speech
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one who packs jesus in the ass
go to church u fucking jesus packer!
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1. Any moment when you feel like jesus.
2. When you think of somthing happening, and then it happens.
"Whoa, I just thought about that building collapsing, and then it did!"
"Dude, you had a jesus moment"
"I must be jesus"
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exactly what it says...homeless Jesus. God kicked him out after a wild party. Yes, there IS a story. Currently, it isn't posted online. However, that will change.
The bible was propaganda. Homeless Jesus is my homeboy.
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an expression you use at random and completely inappropriate moments to cause confusion and mass laughter
NAT: who stole my coats?
ME: Jesus did it, don't question it
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This is the real Jesus. Not to be confused with Mr. Jesus, YOUR JESUS, or Mickey Mouse Bullshit Jesus. This is the Jesus that you should thank for taking care of mediocre things in your daily life!
Shawn: So what is the deal, are we friends or not?
G-Sylce: I swear to Black Jesus is you pull this shit again, I'm going to cut you with my scissors... DRAMA
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