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Wish your friends a happy national friendship day. Or spend the day with them on July 30.
July 11th is known Worldwide as the National Boss Buys Lunch Day. There are no exceptions for this day. If the boss refuses to buy lunch, he/she has to do 10 push-ups for every employee in the office.
Wow, today is finally July 11th - National Boss Buys Lunch Day. I am so excited for free lunch!
International send your boyfriend titty pic day
Him: send me a titty pic
Her: why
Him :it’s July 19
Her : ok hold on
Estonias national hug a village whore day.
"Hey today is july 19 lets go hug a whore!"
Month for Sheep, to appreciate Sheep in general
"Hey, you know sheep July is coming up?"
A female office worker that can’t stop stealing office equipment and stationery. A form of kleptomania that frustrates other workers when their pens, staplers etc go missing.
Shit ! I can’t find the small stapler. I bet some sneaky Julie has ducked off with it.
When you cum in a girls mouth and hit her in the head so cum comes out her nose (angry dragon) but she vomits afterwards.
"I julie birded my gf last night" -shmoof flip
"You what?" -Berf lemoop
"I came in her mouth, smacked her head so it came out her nose and later she vomited." -Shmiff floop
"Nice." -Berf lemoop