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What people say when asked why they aren't dating anyone. It can be true or maybe they're jsut ugly as hell.
"Why don't you have a boyfriend"
"I just have really high standards"
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when ur horny for that cutie and u wanna hu with him in the school washroom
sophia: omg hes so hot i just wanna eat candy in the washroom
sam: same i’m literally in love with him
this phrase is used as an attempt to delude one self that one will be alright with time. it's to give the impression that the pain one is currently going through is temporary when in fact it is permanent and will only get worse with time. often times, one is actually aware that nothing will ameliorate in the upcoming week. and should it, it would be a fleeting "improvement"
this phrase can be said to some else when they ask if you are okay, in order to avoid talking about the actually problems your are facing which are now pushing you to the brink of de-aliving yourself.
friend 1: are you okay bro, you've been really down the last couple of days
friend 2: haha, im fine. i just need to get through this week
friend 1: real af
"i just took a penis in my butt" is a part of the J.cole middle child parody, or as people call it "sus remix" but it could also be used in multiple other context's
"YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO, I JUST TOOK A PENIS IN MY BUTT, IM SO FUCKING GAY"
Originally used by Good Charlotte's crushes during their teen years.
"You're not good enough for me!"
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An excuse given for breaking up/not accepting a date
It's not you. It's just that I have really high standards.
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When the substance of what your saying is so unimportant that if someone did not hear you, and they asked you to say it again, you would tell them "oh, no i'm just talking out my ass"
Joe:
Yeah John was actually helping me move the other day. He was telling me that his family went to Santa Barbara for the winter to stay with a couple of friends and it's actually funny because i was thinking about taking the wife and kids down there.
Eric:
.. hmm huh, sorry, what you say?
Joe:
Ah nah don't worry about it, i'm just talking out my ass
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