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An exotic dancer who not only has a banging ass body but also lays it straight wit the advice, and she does for free
Yo i was over at the pink oyster and i found this Mary Poppins stripper, i mean shit she was cool as hell and gave me relationship advice for free.
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Squirrel (the school's mascot!) women are either going to be successful of their own right, marry rich, or both. Some are Southern ribbons and pearls kind of girls, some are sistas, some ~like~ other girls, some a combination of all three, but they all are capable, poised, and stylish. These girls have it all and can do it all, and just try to tell them otherwise!
Grad school official: Who is that gorgeous woman giving that amazing speech?
Other grad school official: She's from Mary Baldwin, and I'm definately giving her my card.
First grad school official: Not if I get there first!
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A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.
Person 1: Oh man, you are from St. Mary's County...aren't you all a bunch of hicks?
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
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a disease of the nipple, resulting in elongation and toughness of the nipple, heard to be able to hold 3 to 4 small children off of one tit.
My Aunt Mary has a disease called Aunt Mary's goat, the nips get long and hard like linguine, but they are strong nips, three, four of the village children hangin; from one tit!
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An all-girls high school in downtown Portland, OR. Despite being a Catholic school, it is very liberal. Approximately 50% of its students are Catholic - the same percentage as when it was created in 1859. Known for it's hard work load, and for fostering acceptance, leadership, independence and individuality in its students. Its two largest clubs are Theater Club and Sci-fi Fantasy Club. Its downtown location means most girls are comfortable using public transport to get around and are familiar with the city.
Also known for girls who don't know how to act around boys when they see them.
You're a feminist, pro-gay, theater nerd who's parents let her take the bus anywhere? Are you sure you don't go to St. Mary's Academy?
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MBC girls are as classy as they come. This all womens school is in Staunton, Va where all there is to do is go to Wal Mart and shop at the boutiques in downtown. The Stauntonites often refer to MBC as "the ivory towers of arrogance." MBC is known for its old traditions, its most popular is Apple Day, which is just an excuse for a carnival and no classes. More importantly Apple Eve is the wildest time of the year. These girls are known for being the most stylish in the Shenandoah, often wearing Polo/Lacoste/and Lilly. Now that diversity plays a part of MBC, students use this as a way to show their differences in culture and interests in the way they dress, the activities they are involved in, and their weekend activities. Most students frequent JMU, UVA, Tech, VMI, and HSC. Or you can find them at one of the raging house parties, which often have wild themes. These girls know how to party and can drink most guys under the table, after all the schools moto is "work hard, play hard" said by their last President. During the week, they do nothing but study and attend meetings, since it is a student run campus, but come the weekend, any guy can find some fun with these wild girls. These Squirrel girls know how to uphold the Southern standard and wear their pearls proudly, just dont challenge them in a game of beer pong! After all boys...all they want is a rich husband anyways.
MBC is not a girls school without men, its a womens college without boys!
VMI Guy: I wanna get some.
MBC Girl: Well dont look here honey, you better try Sweet Briar for that.
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An all-girls school in Portland, OR. Often subject to criticism from girls who attend the other local private schools. While many will automatically sneer at its lack of boys, school spirit and location, it is in truth a fantastic school. It is the only school in the state to win the national Blue Ribbon award for education TWICE and also has a great 6A golf team and a number of other 4A teams. SMA is truly a home for many; it is one of the most economically and ethnically diverse schools in the area because of its location right in the heart of downtown. As to the claims that SMA girls act sluttily around boys, this is untrue. Girls are just more confident and comfortable in their own skin.
Boy #1: hey, where does that girl you brought to last week's dance go to school?
Boy #2: She goes to St. Mary's Academy.
Boy #1: wow, she was so smart, confident and cute! I wonder if any of her friends want to come to the next dance?
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