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To masturbate; to jerk off.
I told her I was working on my masters degree.
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When at an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP), hoping for a Happy Ending (ie: someone else will Master Bait you!) and they switch Masseusses on you. You start off with "Rub Mi Ping" the 23yr old Chinese gymnist, and once she sees you are "up" for it, sez she'll be right back. In comes Dragon Lady, 45+yrs old, to "upsell" you a Hand Job. Unless you want to walk out with a 2x4 in your pants and a set of Blue Balls glowing in the dark, you give in, soiling the sheets and your soul!
(at least for an hour, then you're horny again!!)
Guy1: That AMP has some fine lookin' Masseusses but they pull the Master Bait N' Switch on you!
Guy2: WTF? No way!!
Guy1: Yeah, a tight little Korean had my Timber all that, then they switched in Granny Oakley at the end to finish me off.
Guy2: STFU I'm gonna Blow my lunch!
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Some one who originally sticks there wangoo in a girls vagina. Then once they feel like they are about cum they stick in in the womens rectom.
Peter Boardman is a Anal Blasting Twat master and a big fan of fucking.
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This phrase is used whenever a person or a group of person wants to be relieved of their depression or stress by way of doing a series of enjoyable action.
I am really stressed right now. Let's do the Master Vernon in the Attic.
A hilarious role played by Korean Actor Bobby Lee.
Blind Kung Fu Master: THE BLIND KUNF FU MASTER IS HEEEERE!
Destructo Man: Right whatever, see ya.
Master Chief Gaming is a badass super gamer
Yo is that Master Chief Gaming?
Holy shit, it is!
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One who is skillful at using the McDonalds Dollar Menu.
Man: Wow i spend $50.00 at McDonalds.
Random person: You should have consulted the Dollar Menu Master before coming.
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