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A man who portrays himself as one of the boys , but secretly deep down has to fulfil his desire to dress up as a Princess and braid his girl friends pubic hairs . He was well known in the community as a fun guy up until the year 2022, which was the year he incompetently sold his balls to a women.
I don’t feel like hanging out boys I’m gonna pull a matt
If you’ve ever dated a Matt you’re probably entitled to some kind of compensation. World class manipulators. Often found with Kyle or Chad.
Girl 1: yeah so my ex stole my dog and took all my money
Girl 2: let me guess, he was called Matt?
Girl 1: OMG it happened to you too?
The of the coolest five minutes of the anime Death Note, his real name Mail Jeevas.
Also known as the thirty second guy, he's a minor character that aids Mello in the Takada kidnapping.
Matt is a cool dude with a PSP and striped shirt, but unfortunately he got gunned down by like 20 bodyguards.
Person 1: Dude, do you know who Matt is from Death Note?
Person 2: Who is he? I keep seeing his name pop out on AO3 Death Note fanfiction.
Person 1: You know, yellow goggles dude. He appeared when Mello kidnapped Takada.
a boy who is very flamboyant and ✨gay✨
Person 1: "wow that boy is gay"
Person 2: "Ik, he's such a Matt"
Please wait 3 years and 12 hours for a definition.
Oh, you're so slow, you're just like Matt!