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rip n dipping is an action that can be broken into two steps:
1. the action Riping: of doing something gnarly/hella stella
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2. dipping before indury, death, rape, STD's, getting busted by security or the po9
It is common to throw your horns \m/ (pointer and pinky finger raise up while thumb and other fingers remain down) before,during, and after the process for good luck and good ripndipper style
1.Mitch: I'm going to rip n' dip this rail before security comes
2. poppin gainers of the CN tower into a pool of horny/hungry sharks with laser beams and STD's and dipping the pool before being attacked and/or raped by the sharks
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Office Grizzly N. (ô f s gr z l )
Self important bozo, that resembles the mighty omnivorous mammal. Like the Grizzly the O.G. has a keen sense of smell. They can easily smell the good deeds of others and steal them as easily as an unattended picnic basket. A feeling of being mauled is often felt by co-workers when the O.G is talking about themselves or their accomplishments. During self-promotion they are known to make wide span arm gestures and make loud noise with their oversized head. The OG’s battle strategy is to draw useless diagrams until the point of co-workers boredom this distraction technique is also used outside of the office to de-emphasis the OG’s small genitalia.
Nothing was accomplished due to the Office Grizzly’s attacks.
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To clog a toilet in a hotel and check out of the room before unclogging it. This will save you the embarrassment of asking the front desk for a plunger. It is common courtesy to leave a small tip on the seat of the toilet for the house cleaning.
Guy 1: Dude did you clog this toilet?
Guy 2: Yeah man, but I'm just gonna pull a clog n' jog, let's go!
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A move where one person is singing, but gets interrupted by another person hitting them over the head with something.
Duder: "Thanks for inviting me over for dinner. I've never known an Italian guy before. Can you sing me a song?"
Italian: "When-a the moon-a hits-a your eye, like a big-a" (smack!) "owww!!!"
Italian's Mom: "You shut up-a you!"
Italian: "Damn mom you hit over the head with a book! What the hell was that for?"
Duder: "Whoa dude! I've never seen a funnier sing-n-smack in my entire life."
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The word used to describe several religiously dressed people all fighting over one box of individually wrapped cadburys chocolates.
Danny: "Oh my god, have you seen those Nuns 'N' Roses over there!"
Helen: "Yeah, they're all fighting over the blue squares!"
Danny: "Ew, I don't even like the blue squares. I like the miniture dairy milks xD"
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The fantastical creation of making a mini cake from cake mix in a mug using the microwave.
"Hey man, what in your mug?"
"Dude it's cake-n-a-cup! It's fantastically delicious!"
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The most powerful artifact in existence. With it, you have the right to say the N-Word whenever and however you please.
Person 1: Wassup muh nigga?
Person 2: woa woa woa u cant sae dat. !!
Person 1: *Shows N-Word Pass*
Person 2: AYYYYYYYY WASSUP MUH MAN
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