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Noah is someone who telaports under jayvion’s bed at night and licks his ass
Noah is the kindest guy you will ever meet. He loves music and Irelyn. He will always rizz up every girl near him almost immediately. He will also try to be your best friend whether you like him or not (but how could you not like him).
person: he do you know Noah
stranger: of course I know Noah he's the best
person: I know right
Noah is a dude from the upper west side, duh. He has a terrible travel sense and books himself for three layovers whenever possible. However this doesn’t mean that he loves airports or is cheap. It means he’d rather spend his money at bowling alleys on Monday nights. Noah is more than just, but not much more. All in all, this guy will make you laugh and break your stolen glass. -Xoxo GG
Hot lady bird: Hey Noah…
Noah: you again
HLB: it’s always been me
Noah: I love your mom
He is the best bf you could ever have , He might be dirty minded but he is the funniest person in the world. He is nice and ofcourse hot . He is an amazing person overall.
(1 girl) I’m taking Noah from you so back off
(2 girl) You leave he’s Mine!
A Noah is someone who you fall head-over-heals for, kind of like a first crush but on crack. A Noah causes you to lose your mind and common sense as you quickly become infatuated and obsessed. A Noah will come out of thin air and while it might confuse others at first, Noahs are inevitable and you will one day fall into their trap. No matter how hard you try to forget, a Noah will NEVER go away.
"Do you remember that time you hardcore crushed on and stalked ____?"
"Yeah, he's my Noah."
Biggest cock sucker you've ever known.
They're always trying to suck on someone's dick, no matter who.
They just cant stop sucking dicks.
They actually opened the jar containing Rasputin's 9inch flacid penis and sucked on it for 4 straight days
Jerry: "Yeah man, I think Tom is a total Noah, he wont stop trying to suck my dick"
Benjamin: "Oh shit here comes Tom! I'm gonna hide before he sucks my penis again"