A thing (mainly in a shape of a banana) that women use to "pleasure" themselves when their boyfriend is sucking someone's penis in a McDonald's bathroom.
Omg I hate my boyfriend. Where my banana phone at ,Miranda?
When you're boyfriend doesnt want to have sex with you bc your pussy stink and you want to pleasure yourself with something that looks like a penis but you don't want him to know so you add the "phone" at the end therefore he is not gonna question your action.
Larry because you don't want to bone each Other, can you atleast give me my banana phone?
When you use a Banana for a telephone & or a communicating device.
Hey i'm gonna go use our Banana Phone to call Georges mom.
The incessant need to check your device every 5 minutes no nothing's going on (usually pertains to smartphones but other electronic devices can apply)
Dude 1:Ever since Joe got his new iPhones 10s Max , he's been checking that thing every chance he gets.
Guy 2: uh oh Joe has new phones disease.
Dude 1 : God help us he needs treatment.
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Any sentence or grouping of words that is changed by autotext, to something meaningless and unintelligible.
My message was scrambled and I sent phone cockney!
An apple Iphone thats bedazzled.
Have you seen my faggot-phone. I lost it in Boulder.
The toilet, specifically when one is hunched over it vomiting loudly.
I got so drunk last night that I ended calling Ralph long distance on the great white porcelain phone.