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Why would I want to oodle a noodle from some random online?
I oodled a noodle and I wish I hadn't.
smells like my grandmas asshole extremely bad acne annoying asf tries to get with every girl but gets turned down he has scrodum cheese}
I saw doodles lil Noodle today at school and oh my god he smells like straight dog shit the
The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
The cuddliest of penetrative invasions on an anal orifice. A loving dive into a wanting behind.
Typically initiated from a spooning position to amplify the sensitive sensuous connection resulting from the slow motion balls deep back-and-forth-ing so craved by a mutual and sublime cute coupling.
Jeremy turned the big brown teddy bear away to face the toile wallpaper before he slowly began to noodle in the boodle with Doug.
if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick
Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?
Boy: Yes? Why?
Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick
Slang term used to describe ones strong sexual attraction to feet; proving the implication of the desire to make foot-to-mouth contact, preferably through the sucking of toes.
"Hey Jim, I saw those new sandals your girlfriend had on at the beach yesterday."
"I know, I can't wait to take them off and slurp dat noodle!"
A best friend who's one in a million.
I'm so lucky to have found you, you're the poodle in my noodle.