plus one

(noun) - the person who is invited to join an existing coupled unit in sexual activity resulting in a three way or menage a trois. Depending on the genders and desires of the couple, the "plus one" may even become a lucky pierre.

"'allo, are you two a couple? Fancy a plus one?"
"Nice accent. Where are you from?"
"Australia. And I'm only 16!"
"See ya'!"
"But I'd make a great Lucky Pierre!"

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quiet one

Quiet one, when a naive human decides, I'll have a few beers tonight, within the hour they are off there rocker to pissed to remember there own name. 'A quiet one they said'.

'A quiet one they said'

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Hole-in-One

When your fapping and you blow your load and lands in you belly button

"i watched a porn earlier and by the end of it i got a hole-in-one

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Cold one

1. Simply beer. Doesn't have to be bud light, but if it is a budlight product, extra cool points for using it!

2. Also, can be used as the ability of feeling buzzed. The effects of drinking beer.

Hey nigga, pick up a 12 pack of drinkability.

Man, she mad cause I got that drinkablilty

Pass me that cold one. All you have is coors and bud light, nigga give me that drinkability.

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On my one

Performing at my best. Proficient. Sharp. Prepared to do well.

There's no better baller (basketball player) than me, this season I'm on my one

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one in the chamber

The phenomenon of a turd suddenly and forcefully entering the rectum, signaling an urgent need to expel it.

Oh, man, where's the bathroom...I got one in the chamber.

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One of each

A £10 bag of heroin and a £10 rock of crack

Can I have my one of each I'm chicken and ducking (clucking)mate.

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