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A pyramid made with a completed 30 pack
Let's build a beeramid so the king of beer town has a home
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noun.- an alcoholic beverage made by brewing and fermentation from cereals, usually malted barley, and flavored with hops and the like for a slightly bitter taste... TO GO.
"If we're gonna leave, I'm gonna grab some road beers for the walk back."
Fogell: Hell yeah we should get some road beers! -Super Bad
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Best of the ugly girls. Average looking women with no class that get dressed up and strut their stuff where there's no competition.
Man, Jimmy's kickin' it with the Champagne of Beers! Yeah, well this ain't L.A.!
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Light Beer is a type of beer designed for sissys, pansies, homosexuals, pillow biters, gaylords and man-bitchez because they cant handle the taste of a aussie full strength beer (American full strength is for sissys, pansies, homosexuals, pillow biters, gaylords and man-bitchez also. Do your best to stay well away from this stuff)
Bitch Drinks are commonly Defined as Light beer
Bazza: Oi Daz what ya drinkin there??
Daz: Mate, its a Casgade Premium Light
Bazza: Get the fuck out you homo pillow biting douche fag bag!.............
Bazza: *Directed at bartender* Mate could i just grab a Scooner of Carlton Draught?
Bartender: Most certainly!
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Social event at which geeks congregate to drink cheap beer, shoot tequila, eat pizza, play video games, and complain about how no girls ever come out to them.
Remember everyone, there's a geek beer today in the atrium.
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Beer Ball is a drinking game that takes great skill and persevearence.
objects needed to play beer ball
*Whiffle ball bat (size depending on skill/drunk level)
*beer
*pitcher
*batter
Step 1.
buy a whiffle ball bat and cut off the bottom end of the handle (just the bottom of the grip)and poke a "shotgun" hole in the middle of the barrel.
2. Pour one or more beers in the cutt off end of the bat with beer accumulating in the barrel( make sure shotgun hole is high enough where beer wont spill through it)crush beer can for men, women dont have to hit a crushed can because they are not athletic enough and belong in the kitchen.
3. tap barrel lightly to deminish foam
4. once foam is down, batter puts cut off end to his lips, shotgun hole facing up, tilts beer til it hits lips.
5. once beer touches lips, batter puts up his hand to notify pitcher he has started to drink.
5. pitcher and audiece start counting seconds until batter has finished his beer/s
6. once batter has finished, depending on amount of seconds, he puts bat on ground and forehead and spins the ammount of times that equal the amount of seconds it takes to drink (3 seconds to finish beer, 3 FULL spins)
7. once finished spinning, usually drunk and dizzy, the pitcher tosses the crushed can from a short distance and batter must make contact with the can.
8. if batter hits the can he is done and people cheer. if batter misses the can he must start at step 1 and start over, resulting in more drinking and spinning for him.
hey man lets go beer ballin'
dude, you remember last time, i got so drunk because i couldnt hit the damn can!
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Noun: London police slang for a crummy dive in which unwitting male tourists are promised a good time with a hot babe. They must order a drink from these unlicenced premises but get charged hundreds of pounds for a soft drink. Victims are often frog-marched to cash machines by heavies. Needless to say, the babe doesn't provide any action, just sits there.
Drink your tea, were going to bust a near beer in Brewer Street.
OK, Shall I grab a Transit van and 2 Serbo-Croat translators?
The Kinks classic 'Lola' is set in a near-beer.
I Met her in a club down in old Soho
Where they drink champagne and it tastes just like cherry-cola...
...Lo-Lo-Lo-Lo-Lola.
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