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Peter is the epitome of the perfect man for the job. Any job. This includes lover and best friend….
Peter is sagacious, intelligent, and savvy yet has a sense of humour you would kill for, if you could actually kill someone for a sense of humour. No joke is too crass, yet he is man enough to discern when to put it out there, and when to keep it clean. He can drop the funniest lines at the most inappropriate moments and his timing is always impeccable no matter what the subject. He can quote the shit out of any comedy and is especially good at imitating a Scottish accent. He is both a Witty Comedian, and a Wise Sage.
On a deeper note, Peter is sensitive and kind and often questions his own worth. He is a young boy, wounded healer, warrior, gentleman, and best friend all in one devilishly handsome package. He has a knack for seeing your strengths and gently guiding you whilst also making you accountable for moving forwards.
He is a Master of all Trades – including the Ancient Art of Pooyah Fu. There is nothing he won’t learn for the benefit of his own growth, and that is a superpower. Peter is a high energy wordsmith that should be highly regarded as a necessary party accessory. Even if you have a James in the house, a Peter will outrank in charisma by a mile. He has an archaic charm that could win the heart of even the surliest of souls. He’s not afraid of standing up and man enough to stand down.
If you have a Peter, hang onto him. If you don’t, go and bloody find one!
Human: Peter will you please stop being so noisy and crass!
Peter: Fuck off!
Woman: OMG what was that you were just talking to? He reminds me of a Viking Warrior!
Me: That was a Peter.
Person: Peter, when are you going to grow the fuck up!
Peter: *crunches loudly on chips while giving a death stare
Person: Are you serious? Just act your age!
Peter: *throws bag of chips at persons and twerks his ass in their direction
Person: *starts crying
Peter: *raises hand in Breakfast Club Victory
Woman: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
Man: I love Peter so much. I need a Peter in my life.
the best name is exist and they are prolly the most innocent person u have ever met
hey, is your name peter?
yes
u are loved
A dumbass person who thinks they are cool and funny but in real life they are not then they get no bitches so basicly he likes to fuck edp445 in the ass because he likes to cream on them
your like a peter FUCK ME HARDER
someone who cares for others more than they care for themself. someone who constantly puts their friends, family, and relationships before their own needs. someone who is so kind and so endearing and so wholesome and so amazing, you can't help but appreciate and care for them. i couldn't help but love them ^^
"peter should focus on himself more, he's such an amazing person and he never sees that."
A smart funny guy is always there when you need the sometime that’s not his real name he loves the cw the flash and he is caring no matter how fucking mad he is he will still make your day
Peter is kind
A Peter is a giant, racist, gay-looking, know it all. Has to be right 24/7 and cannot accept failure.
A Peter will often be heard sighing and/or breathing from across the classroom. He often interrupts class discussions with “actually…” or “well…” in attempt to prove the teacher wrong (and fails).
Lukas: “Yo I can hear that big guy breathing from over here!”
Jack: “Me too! He’s such a Peter.”
A Peter is a great man and I have had such a pleasure of being his neighbor. He is takes his work very seriously and he dedicates a lot to his work, making sure he gets procedures and process working efficiently.
However, I learned that he moved to a townhouse and was very saddened to lose such a good neighbor. However, I hear his neighbor is the worst! She is a trashy neighbor with a little kid and a thug black boyfriend with an Mercedes. She will purposely park her car to prevent my former neighbor Peter from backing out and drive to where he needs to be, also blocking his daughter from going to school.
I hear she got her Mercedes from her black boyfriend who is a drug dealer and is involved in many OnlyFans adult videos and sleeps with tons of women, his neighbor also heavy involved in the adult film industry. His neighbor is Indian...like usual.
Peter is a great neighbor and amazing man.
"Wow! His Indian neighbor brings massive shame to India! I have many Indians, but she got to be the worse ghetto Indian mother I've ever met. I call her the Whore of Babylon, the slut for Satan. Peter doesn't deserve such a bad neighbor." - Ned Flanders