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when you hurriedly procede to and use the bathroom, in order to try to avoid missing something.
dude 1: "dude i took a lightning piss because this movie is so awesome and i don't want to miss any of it!"
dude 2: "this movie sucks"
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Something that is really annoying; something that pisses you off
Brandon is so pissing off
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A dog (or sometimes other members of the canine family) bred or bought for the purpose of defecating or urinating on neighbor's yards,homes and shoes.
Dave absolutely HATES his neighbor John so he purchased a pissing dog
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when the line between a romantic relationship and a platonic relationship is severely blurred.
Person 1: Gee shawty, my crush and I don’t know if we are just dating or friends.
Person 2: That sounds like Piss Cult!!
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The full body shivers you feel after peeing in cold weather, after the warmth of flowing urine has faded.
Typically experience by northerns who let it flow in harsh winter tundra.
Minnesotant #1: Dude you're wearing like three coats, why are you shaking?
Minnesotant #2: oh no I just had to spell my name in the snow, and now I have the Piss Shivers.
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When a guy pisses on the side of the toilit just above the water. Usally done when they are drunk or want to be quite.
Dude, I took a sideways piss last night but it ended up everywhere.
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When a guy realizes his toilet bowl has leftovers from his last poop stuck on the side of the bowl, and he chooses to strategically aim his piss stream to wash it away rather than actually clean his toilet.
"Man, your toilet is nasty. Shouldn't you clean that before your girl comes over?"
"Nah, I'm too tired for that. I'll just poop piss it clean."
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