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Oversized growth extended up from the shoulders of Shawn Eby, where his head would of gone had he been born human. Or not the product of a sick scientific experiment cross breeding a potato with Billy Joel's sperm.
"Oh my God mommy, what is that" Look away from the awful, mutated potato head before it burns your eyes.
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1. A person who rings someone's doorbell (usually a friend) and waits longer than a minute for that person to come to the door, and sometimes sits on that person's porch.
also:
2. A person who rings the doorbell knowing someone is home, and if no one answers the door, rings it again and waits until someone finally answers.
Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
Next door neighbor: Um, I don't think they're home. You porch potato.
OR:
Person rings doorbell
*waits for two minutes*
*sighs*
Person rings doorbell again
*footsteps*
Neighbor: Yeah, what do you want, porch potato?
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a highly refined state of sleep which is experienced suddenly without warning usually while laying in a comfortable position, but can also come on in any situation.
one cannot will oneself to be in 'potato station', it comes to you without much warning. many 'terrible' things can happen to one on coming out of potato station, but the exhilaration and openness of the state itself is worth the trouble.
Usually you speak of 'potato station' just after returning from this wonderful/terrible place:
"I am so sorry that I didn't call, I was in Potato Station!"
You can also lure someone in with you, "meet me in Potato Station"---this gets good results.
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Ash when you mention you voted for trump, or talk about Trump, or talk about anything about trump.
Babe, don't be a salty potato.
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A word best friends call each other :)
Kale': Wow Kayla I love you, you're such a whore potato!
Kayla: Aww that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me ya whore potato :)
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one is able to substitute any word of choice for potato. such as..."couch prune"....however, it has been combined with more derrogitory terms. for example..."couch fag."
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In the simplest terms, the use of the phrase "potato salad" is intercourse, usually between a man and a woman. The man contributes the potato, and the woman contributes the salad. In the case of two women wishing to participate in potato salad, it is known as "Jenny Craig" potato salad. If two men wish to have potato salad, it is usually referred to as "figure skating."
Mike: Do you like potato salad?
Nicole: Yes.
Matt: Do you want to go figure skating with me?
Jose: Sure, my blades are nice and sharp, they will slide easily.
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