road rules

a show on mtv that only keeps straight gangsters

yo did you see that road rules bitch she was hot.

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Rule 253

If you aren't listening to someone, then for every message, there must be an "mhm", "hm" or variation thereof.

Person 1: I just got an F on my test
Person 2: Mhm
Person 1: How about you?
Person 2: Mkay
Person 1: Did you just Rule 253 me?

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Rule 289

Garlic Bread is the most important Bae.
There should be no other foods before garlic bread
Garlic bread is the alpha and omega

Dude: Hey babe you want some garlic bread?
Girl: nah I hate that

Guy: get Out of my house right now rule 289
Girl: oh snap that’s the most important rule, I fail at life.

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rule 39

similar to rule 34, rule 39 is the internet statement that "if it exists, there is furry porn of it"

"oh you thought rule 34 was bad? try out rule 39."

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Rule 536

Rule 536 states: "if it exists, there is a phobia of it."

Everyone is scared of something.

The number 536 comes from the year 536, which was nominated as the worst year in history to be alive.

This is the dark version of Rule 34.

Chad: "Man, I have a serious Rule 536 for spiders."

Brian: "Dude, I have a Rule 536 for green bubblegum."

Chad: "Bruuuuuuh."

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Cheltenham Rules

The keeping of all secrets within a particular event, meeting or gathering that defines:
1) all substance, discussion and efforts in such meeting, stays within the walls of the meeting "i.e" (what happens at band camp, stays at band camp.)
2) everything in this meeting, as cheltenham rules, cannot be discussed outside this meeting, lest it be a future gatherin of the same attendies.

i.e - The Freemason's conduct all of their meeting as of Cheltenham Rules. No Doubt, Dont Try, Keep Your Mouth Shut!

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Rule 455

A general accepted rule about people on the internet being asses (455)

Mack:Dude this kid is flaming me cause he thinks he so tough sitting in a dark room with a computer in the safety of his home...
Vic:Well that's a Rule 455 right there.

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