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The Ol' Rusty-Roo

The Ol' Rusty-Roo is performed in the most desperate times. The art Ol' Rusty-Roo dates back from eons and eons ago. The following are the steps you must take to perform the Ol' Rusty-Roo:
1.) Obtain a step-sister.
2.) With her consent, pin her to the ground use zip-ties if needed.
3.) As if you were role-playing as dentist, tell her to open wide.
4.) Remove your pantaloons.

5.) Cram your stinky ass into her face, allowing her to lick all your swamp ass from your booty-hole.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Ol' Rusty-Roo.

Brenda! It's STEP-SISTER! Now give me the Ol' Rusty-Roo!

by FawkesDaMan November 10, 2017


rusty sea dragon

when someone is receiving a blow job and mid-blow the female pukes on the males penis/ general crotch region.

he received the best rusty sea dragon out behind the dorm last night. Samantha's dinner only landed on his boner.

by irish225 March 31, 2010

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rusty brown weasel

Applying guacamole to one's partner's landing strip, letting it sit for half an hour, then eating the browned delicacy.

Yo, last night I straight up gave LaDasha a rusty brown weasel... She literally shat herself when she came.

by Sleepless in Madrid March 15, 2016


Rusty Bass Drum

Rimming (licking) the arsehole while spanking the buttocks.

"Bitsy from Sexpots loves it when I give her the Rusty Bass Drum."

by Producer Paul August 7, 2020

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Rusty Bucket

when you fill a 5 gallon drum with a handle of everclear and a bunch of every flavor of four loko; creating a rusty bucket looking juice, and rusty bucket taste.

why did we drink that rusty bucket last night, i hooked up with the fattest chick, puked on the hottest chick, shit the bed, and dont remember any of it. actually i guess it was a pretty good night.

by bong walter sr. August 18, 2011

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rusty chain

A rude and unliked person, also known as an asswhole, dick , prick, or jizz face.

I thought you where a greasy wire, but your nothing but a rusty chain.

by burnside February 12, 2005

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Rusty Milkbox Ukulele

The opposite of the Rusty Trombone, in which the recipient is female. Basically, the male (or female) licks the receiving girls asshole while fingering her.

Man, she gave me a Rusty Trombone so I had to return the favor. I spun that bitch around, got down on my knees and gave her a Rusty Milkbox Ukulele.

by noxymann April 21, 2009