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A depression jack is when you take a zoloft on an empty stomach, wait around 25 minutes, and start jacking off. You win if you finish before you go limp-dick.
I tried a depression jack for the first time yesterday, but I waited too long, and my dick turned into a noodle
When your musical is postponed due to the coronavirus so everyone crystallizes at dress rehearsal and people dont come to school the next day.
person 1: "Where's Alison?"
person 2: " Didnt you hear, she got postponed show depression!"
Someone who wants to get attention by faking a serious illness named depression. Mostly does these things:
-Post sad bart with VHS with some suicide stuff text typed.
-Sad edits
-listen to emo music
-has a tiktok account with depression videos (black screen with sad quotes and some deep music)
-use these emojis often: ðŸ˜ðŸ’”😣😓🔪
-says that they are going to kill themselves
-says that they're alone and never have any friends (why the fuck ur lying)
-cuts her skin with some sharp shit stuff on purpose
-rarely blames it on someone else
-mostly a 9-13 y/o girl
-have a bart pfp with hearts around them
-openly shows how depressed they are
-plays gacha or roblox
fake depressed 13 year old girl: omg im so sad i want to kill myself *cries*
Guy: shut the fuck up you stupid fake depressed bitch who only wants attention you stupid asshole, you are embarrasing yourself
Guy's friend: why is that bitch always so sad
Guy: that bitch has fake depression,
people in mostly middle/high school who think they are depressed for no reason even though they weren't diagnosed with it if your just sad its not depression depression is when you have to take pills so stop acting sad a lot of people think this cause in movies they do sad stuff and then they do it because it makes them depressed
james:One time i saw some girl on Instagram talking about how sad she is she has fake depression.
jack:what a idiot
Being with someone you don't particular enjoy spending time with, but makes things a little better in the long run.
I used to feel like absolute shit in my room at night but since I started depression dating Sarah, I've been eating dinner again.
Me. Everyday
Sometimes I have a God complex, but most of the time I feel like a depressed b*tch.
Far East Depression occurs to those students attending Pacific DoDea schools who travels for events such as sports and clubs. Feeling lonely, no motivation and anxiety from all the make up works from missing days of school all starts to kick in at once. However, students may agree that the week of Far East is the best week you’ll ever have in your lifetime.
Person #1: Far East Depression is starting kick in...