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A banana cream-pie is the splooge that spurts out of a guy's raging boner when he has a cumgasm on his cocksucker's face when he pulls his dick out of the guy's mouth and blows his load on the guy's face instead of letting him swallow it.
Matt, my cadet rommie, gave me a banana cream-pie the last time I sucked him off!
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Cream on the inside; clean on the outside.
-Ay man you hit that big white pussy?
-yea, she got that ice cream paintjob.
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Tripping out on two or more drugs while with a large group of friends doing the same thing.
Dude! Were you at that Ice Cream Social last night? I fucking tripping balls!
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A guy who fucks a girl - who's a total cum bag - and believes her multiple cream pie means he's already busted a nut or she's wet for him.
I don't believe you've done 'er! She's just fucked some dudes next block... Oh, man! You're a total Cream Pie Whisker!
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When multiple disabled persons partake in anal intercourse and deposite in said hole.
Man1: I had Cream of Vegetable Soup last night.
Man2: There has to be a use for these people.
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When a woman/man with a mouth full of ice cream performs oral sex onto man.
"did she give you a ice cream blowie last night?"
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When you go down on a guy and he hasn't cum in a while and he cums so much that it comes out of your nose.
Oh God I went down on my boyfriend and he gave me a Cream Cheese Sneeze. It kinda hurt.
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