Hey waiter I'd like to order the load a la mode.
Coming right up!
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Las Olas Syndrome is a fatal disease which effects people whom eat at an eatery by the name of Las Olas (translated to "the waves" in spanish). This syndrome is extremely fatal and can cause, obsession, turrets, Elephantiasis disease, Pica disease, Alice in Wonderland syndrome, and in some cases, extremely painful diarrhea....if you dont know what those words are...please educate your self about these dangerous symtoms. If you start noticing these symptoms contact someone who would still talk to you after eating at Las Olas. (which is no one) so ya...your screwed...
You: OMG DUDE...I THINK I HAVE LAS OLAS SYNDROME!!!
Me: eyyyy naa ha ahh dont even toooouuchhh meeee (with a black person accent)
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Where the real down-to-earth people go. People who are not as fake as Park Cities but not ghetto like Irving. Las Colinas is the real deal, most of them are rich snobs and drive beautiful cars while carrying Hermes Birkin bags. They think they are hot sh*t
fake snob: Where do you live, I live in Park Cities?
Real snob: I live in Las Colinas Tx.
fake snob: ohemgee I'm so jealous you must be like so cool, all I do is wear nike shorts and ray-bans, and say thats hott.
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The best fuckin show in all of the world!!
Viva la bam is my favorite show in the whole damn world!! Its sooooooo freakin funny!!
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Something latin revolutionaries say
Usa stole our land. Now, we take it back for La raza; Viva La Raza!
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Another term used to say "I take dick up the ass" and is basically admitting you're gay
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