snakes on a plane

Usage 1: when used as "Snake on a Plane" can be similar in use as
"bull in a china shop" in the meaning of "one who can do great harm"

Usage 2: when used as "Snakes on a Plane" can be similar in use as "a group of bulimics in a room full of bathrooms" in the meaning of "a group of people joined together for one great cause"

"he was like a snake on a plane, feathers were everywhere. I don't know how Janice got out alive"

"dude did you go to the Greenpeace rally? it was totally snakes on a plane...i mean when that guy lit that lady on fire...SWEET!"

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Double Snake bites

Four piercings, two on either side of the lower lip. Usually seen on 'Emo' or 'Scene' kids.

Mikey: Check out my double snake bites! I just got them done.
Blaize: Wow, they look totally hot! I love the rings you have in them!

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Snake Oil Jesus

noun: The person usually relied upon to achieve what amounts to a miracle when given impossible circumstances. This person is often found in a workplace, is underpaid and overworked, and usually ends up going postal. Also referred to as a 'discount miracle worker'.

Boss: "Jimmy, I need you to compile the last 3 years of P&L statements for the board meeting in 30 minutes."
Jimmy: "Right! What do I look like, some Snake Oil Jesus?"
Boss: "I knew I could count on you to come through. See you in 30!"
Jimmy: *sigh*

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foaming pipe snake

Named for similarity to Liquid Plumber. Act of busting ones nut so far inside a woman's vagina that it flushes out any previous items lodged in the passage.

See Paris Hilton. See pressure washer. "Man I gave this bitch a foaming pipe snake last night and a license plate and an old boot came out."

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Double Backed Snake

Double penetration involving a snake. Pleasure is derived from the snake's flickering tongue and rattle.

"Yo, I heard she did a double backed snake. Son."

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Alaskan Black Snake

an alaskan black snake is when you poop into a condom, you can freeze it and use it as a dildo

oh my i lost my dildo im just gonna make an alaskan black snake

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There's a snake in my boot

When a young cowboy mistakes his untied shoelaces for a snake in his boot.

Uncle: There's a snake in my boot
Arthur: Tie your shoes
Uncle:Must be the lumbago

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