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the sexual act of using a turkey leg as a butt plug and then eating it out of the anus.
Next weekend I'm going to be turkey blasting my girlfriend all night.
Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
Her face was covered in Smoked turkey brine - when you master the art of intaking smoke from a cigarette through your urethra causing your sperm to have a Smokey flavoring similar to pipe tobacco.
the park in which theres nothing but fields for various sports, where little kids get high and smoke and have smoking parties. where the "cool kids" hang out and where future juvenile delinquents chill in there spare time. where weed is always available and where theres a dog park that has been there that no one knew about for years.
located in mount olive and often abbreviated as tb, which is believed to have been started by seventh graders
bob: hey lets hang out to day
phil: we can't do it at my house
bob: mine neither.
phil: i know, lets get high at turkey brook instead!
bob: great!
When one takes a massive shit filling up the majority of the toilet bowl, it's bigger than a grocery snake.
Man I just shit out a mud turkey.
A person that you tie a chain or rope around and then drag through a very very large mud hole till they are completly covered in mud.
An offensive and quite possibly racist term used to degrade people native to mesoamerica. Mud refers to the mud they might use to build houses and towns. Turkey refers to the headdresses made from feathers that the native tribespeople were observed to occasionally wear.
”Did you see who Alex is dating now?”
”You mean The Mud Turkey?”
”Woah mate that sounds super racist. Not sure if it is but it sure sounds like it”