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A phrase used to describe a man with a new and unnaturally straight or low hairline, the telltale sign of a trip to Turkey for a cheap hair transplant.
"The last time I saw Barry he was bald and look at him now! He's definitely been to Turkey"
a blackman in the ghetto going crazy...like a mojive turkey!!
he was going nuts like a mojive turkey!!!
When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
Butt stuff, or sex in general.
I put the turkey in the freezer before coming here
Honey, we better get home so we can put the turkey in the freezer.
a turkey girl is a person who screams at turkeys for no apparent reason or a person who the turkeys have accepted as one of their own.
Mia is such a turkey girl, she is always hanging with turkeys.
The action of dropping the toilet breaking, body shaking, earth quaking dookeridoo that inevitably follows Thanksgiving dinner.
"Don't worry, Joe, eat as much as you can! I bought a bulk pack of extra soft TP to help avoid any anal fissures once we're all turkey-blasted." said Janice before beginning the annual family Thanksgiving dinning experience.
A sexual act involving a Turkey, a bumhole and a strong gag reflex.
Joe Santagato: Yo danny! You know the hot chick from the bar? She Turkey blasted me!
Danny: Holy shit man. Thats tight as fuck!!