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an annoying person.(named for an insect that lays It's eggs in fruit)
Leave me alone you little fruit fly.
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Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.
Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
To have an epic meltdown, tantrum
When someone is so upset they are screaming and losing their ever loving mind
Say it fast- it rolls off the tongue
Person 1- I tried to give my baby cough medicine
And she had a flying shit fit. She was screaming and crying!
Person 2- damn that’s the craziest flying shit fit I’ve ever heard of
The fly the quickly became famous staying on Mike Pence head for about 2 minutes. The fly probably got stuck to lots of hairspray, and is attracted to bull shit and lies.
The Mike Pence Fly only lands on the heads of idiots full of shit.
The act of catching a common housefly, ripping off its wings and using it for sexual pleasure by laying in a warm bath with the water level just below your penis tip, setting the wingless fly on the penis tip and letting it panic and run free, stimulating your penis into ejaculation, inevitably drowning the fly in your cum. Not to be confused with the Arlington Biter or the Mikes Hard Semenade which use a horse fly and a wasp in place of a housefly.
Remember that fly that was buzzing around the kitchen? I gave him The Topeka Fly Trap.
While wearing crocodile or alligator skinned pants and while pissing you pulled the zipper up too fast and got your cock stuck inside it also still pissing but now bleeding, too.
I gave myself an incidental "Cockodile fly trap" while taking a leak the other day and it hurt really bad!
A device used by Russians to snag salmon. It is made of a very large trebil hook with lead molded around the shank.
Commrad I cannot get these fish to bite! Here commrad use my Russian gray fly and when the school of salmon get close just throw in middle and yank works every time.