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Paper Alibis

A person who can't leave a toxic relationship and hurt themselves to make their partner love them

James: Have you heard that Tetra is in a Paper Alibis?

John: That's sad.

by 1x2x3x4 White Yo July 9, 2023


licking paper

To talk to yourself a lot while reflecting on incorrect or outdated trivia questions in chat rooms

That one chick is always licking paper instead of just googling the answer

by WonTooThree July 31, 2021


paper and toe

A Baltimore/DC term for traditional tobacco combustibles, such as cigarettes or backwoods, usually in the context of being used as ingredients with weed for a spicy blunt, spliff, mook, etc.

Hitting a cart and juul at the same time is a good way to quit paper and toe, but you still get spiced.

by EntymologyEtymologist March 10, 2020


Paper Mache Puppy

• The result of your dog having sex with your homework after you have completed the assignment

"Sorry Miss Berok, I can't hand in my homework because my dog made Paper mache puppy's with it.."

by Error Gaming June 13, 2023


Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.

Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️

by Kdj28 February 15, 2022


Paper Pillager

When someone uses all the restroom paper and doesn't replace it.

"Hey, can you please pass me the TP? The last person in here was a paper pillager."

by Reptilesrcool July 23, 2022


handing in papers

That deadass moment when you fucking forgot your them at work so you get detention.

Shit, we’re handing in papers

by Kurt Markuss January 30, 2018