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Basically going down on your girl when she maybe not the freshest, like after a tough days work and gym and she feels sweaty.
Quite often she’ll not want you to as that’s how unclean she feels, but whole idea is that at least she tastes better than that of soap and bubbles.
You get to appreciate the taste of her natural womanly flavour.
It is truly amber nectar.
Him: I want to muff you so much
Her: it’s not gonna happen tonight, I’ve been down the mine all day and I’m a bit sweaty.
Him: well you don’t make soup without stock
When you hold in your shit on a hot day so it turns into messy diarrhea and you let it all out on someone elses chest.
Guy-"Man, I can't hold it anymore or this will become some Dirty daves soup imported from detroit"
Guy 2- "Serve me up a bowl right on my chest"
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while receiving a head job, you cum in her mouth and then she keeps going and you then piss in her mouth (unexpectedly). sometimes you just can't hold it. you can also pee before you cum, (soup before appetizer variation), but it's alot less likely you'll get to finish. the real pro move, for the freaks, is like a combo of a pearl necklace and a golden shower (the king tut variation). it is willing and welcomed. there are confirmed reports of the original move, and a couple videos of the king tut version, but not the soup before app legend.
Bob was so drunk last night that he gave me a rotten egg drop soup while i was going down on him! What a douche, although I kinda liked it...
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A question raised by someone who is asking if a significant other understands what they are saying- similar to "You picking up what I'm putting down?"
Bobby: "And that is why Ana rejected you. Are you mopping up the soup I'm spilling?"
Adam: "Yah, I think so."
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Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup or DKPCOFGS stands for Domain Kingdom Phylum Class Order Family Genus Species .
Dear King Philip Come Over For Good Soup
A way to show off after you have been belittled... normally you should flex your biceps and look at your biceps as you say it.
Coach: sorry kid you're too young to play basketball with people twice your size.
Kid: (drains a half court shot) I DON'T SEE ANY SOUP DO YOU?!?!
Better then your butt because it’s thiccer then you’ll ever be
hey I like your animal cracker in my soup monkeys and rabbits in it too
It’s thick