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chocolate q-tip

Stick your finger up your wet, sharty bum, then put that finger in your girl's ear and wiggle it a bit

Wife was NOT happy when I gave her a chocolate q-tip last night.

by zer0t3ch February 16, 2016


'tips the basket'

The idiom 'tips the basket' is a recently invented phrase by one clueless Aussie teen, who legitimately thought it was a saying. 'Tips the basket' is an expression of something going too far, or reaching a certain annoying/irritating end point, but it can also be used in a positive situation.

'tips the basket' examples:

I can't believe she called me a dumb bitch, that really 'tips the basket'.
Not only did the waiter apologise for forgetting our order, but he also gave me a free latte. That really 'tips the basket'

by thatcluelessaussieteen April 18, 2019


tip drunk

When any employee of an establishment acts like a drunk asshole to everyone else because a group or person is tipping them a lot of money to do things that are against policy.

"That waitress is ignoring us and only paying attention to that customer, she must be tip drunk"

by djlonestarr June 17, 2014


tip cat

The local tip cat. Ready to scrap anything and everything that enters the tip.

Preferably ginger.

Used to describe an angry little mate.

Fuck me, whose the tip cat fighting now!?

by PenCat March 11, 2015


Tip Fart

A large fart that is generated on the tip of a turd overnight. Especially nauseous and usually expelled early in the morning when your partner or friends are still sleeping.

I went camping and my friend cut a tip fart in the pup tent to wake me up to go fishing.

by nottme1 November 17, 2020


bit your tip

when someone is upset about something you didn’t do

i don’t know who bit your tip but you need to chill out

by liyah0804 December 26, 2022


got the tip

To get the just the tip of a penis in you vagina/butt.

I got the tip last night I guess it was OK.

by Theonetheone1111 May 2, 2017