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Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and serotonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion

Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye

by 1_SHOt December 9, 2023


Josh Brother Syndrome

A congenital condition that the tentative editorial DSM-VI defines as a high level of confidence in ones own abilitiy and game knowledge to the point that it is detrimental to those surrounding them, coupled with a immediate breakdown when faced with adversity/a single failure. Once faced with failure the psychologists agree the primary coping mechanisms used are "unhealthy self-soothing"(imbibing alcohol) and "compulsions and risk taking"(rushing long A with Galil on save round).

The root cause of this syndrome stems from a down-regulation of dopamine and seratonin receptors(calcium channel deactivation) when the stimulus of "being the best" becomes absent. Down-regulation has also been found to occur when engaging in an activity where new stimulus is not being presented as frequently as every 7 seconds. Alcohol has been shown to improve dopamine reuptake but lower game sense, resulting in a net zero effect on executive function ability.

Total Cases among populace: 2 out of 7.89 billion

Discord friend 1: Bro, you should have tried to block that ball.
Josh Brother 1: Have you considered rotating behind me?
Discord friend 2: Sure...
Josh Brother 1: I have to get off after this game, my girlfriend etc.
Discord friend 2: I am going to find a friend without Josh Brother Syndrome, bye

by 1_SHOt December 11, 2023


Josh Lamb

Suck dick gae boi

FUCK UR MUM OVER JOSH LAMB

by shreky1990 November 22, 2021


Josh Z

A super, old man who lives to touch children. Another word to describe this man is a pedophile. LOL XD

Stop creeping on me you Josh Z!

by Mystic-- April 4, 2019


773 josh

A amazing money making superstar. 773 Josh is a rather sexy person and get any female he wants with just a little bit effort. Many people want to be like him and move as him as the reason of why he has so many followers. Also can be devious by his charming personality and smile striking females and arousing them which causes many relationship break ups.

Damn 773 Josh just took another nigga bitch.

by felixthegoat November 10, 2017


Josh connelly

a nerd who plays baseball gets called cute by moms and is in love with his uncle Josh connelly has a big pp and bigger balls he only drinks diet coke and diet cock he’s in love with emos and loves men

Hey what’s josh connelly doing, “trying to suck himself”

by No don’t say ir September 12, 2021


Josh Kuleta

someone that thinks he's an artist and is pretty great asf

Josh Kuleta a person thats not smart

by Redneck hippie September 25, 2018