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1. Something you say to someone; when someone says something that sounds Gay, or its something that you do not want to partake in. It is typically used as an expression used against someones suggestion, idea, question. Utterly it means NO. Like straight up.
2. I guess you could also use it to tell someone to stop it when they are trying to crack your back or stretch you out.
- "Hey dude do you like sausage?"
"I Don't Bend That Way!" No
- "Ouch that hurts...I Don't Bend That Way!"
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An expression used when an action or situation has not only fucked or will fuck you in multiple ways, but will leave you fucked for a long time afterwards.
I just got fired from my job and I'm late on the mortgage, am making payments on a car whose transmission is slipping, have maxed out credit cards I'm never gonna pay off, multiple accounts in collections and I still owe Bob a new grill when I ran it over drunk driving last weekend. I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday.
Cop: Sir, I need you to pop the trunk.
Guy: Got a search warrant?
Cop: Right here.
Guy: I'm fucked nine ways to Sunday...
John: Dude, Brock Lesnar's at the door waiting for you. Says he's real pissed about you slapping him in the back of the head then running off at the bar last night.
Bob: Oh shit, THAT'S who that was?
John: ...Dude, you're fucked nine ways to Sunday.
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n - a gripping and shaking of hands by three individuals, as to symbolize greeting, congratulation, agreement, or farewell. Awkwardly performed when one individual extends their arm forward to intiate the handshake procedure, but two other individuals both assume that they are soley the ones the gesture is performed toward, which results in an overlapping of the two's hands gripping the initial hand.
Guy #1: Sup guys?
Guy #2: Nothing much.
Girl #1: Haven't seen you in a while.
*Guy #1 extends an arm to initaite the handshake procedure*
*Guy #2 and Girl #1 both assume they are being asked for a handshake so they extend their arms overlapping, and firmly grip Guy #1's hand and release after a short skake*
*Guy #1 walks away*
Guy #2: That was awkward.
Girl #1: Did we just do a three-way handshake?
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A bonafide visual image of a real live Jedi in Pennsylvania. This my friend is PROOF that a Jedi exist... IRL
Dude1: Dude! Did you see the Jedi battle?
Dude2: No Way Man!
Dude1: Well all you have to do is go to Google Maps and type in '8 Sampsonia Way', then zoom into the street level at the end of the small park, and you can look at two Jedi battling!!!
Dude2: Awesome!
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Often used in reference to describe the action of cock-gobbling. One who consistently eats corn the long way is a serious cocksucker.
-"Look at Chance dancing with those flamboyantly gay guys... I wonder about him sometimes he acts straight but I'm pretty sure he eats corn on the cob the long way"
-Check out homeboy over there with the bags under his eyes... looks like he's had a rough night of eating corn the long way.
-I'm feelin' salty just watching them eat each other's corn the long way... Butter me up a cob and let's get to gnawing!
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You pet the animals, they pet you back.
Hey Jim, wanna go to a two-way petting zoo.
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It's a movie you better NOT spoil.
The highly-anticipated, Spider-Man: No Way Home, is coming to theatres on December 17th!
... But, with every other good movie, there's always gonna be a troll to ruin everything. Let's NOT do that, okay?
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