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When your gooch (the area between the anus and testicles) is moist after having a shower.
"Pass me that towel"
"Why do you need it?"
"I need to get rid of this wet canyon"
like a wet willie, but worst, it's in your nose.
her -"it was so gross he gave me a wet sally all i can smell is his breath"
The act of wet farting on the pussy or cock to provide lubricant, then having intercourse
Janet was really dry and we had no lube. The only way to get my cock in was through a wet rooster. I tucked my cock behind my ass and sharted on it— then we were ready to go!
When a woman cuts a slit into a tortilla and puts it over her vagina while she receives head.
Guy: why is there a slit in that tortilla?
Girl: because I want you to eat, now come here and give me a wet taquito.
A game involving a small ball, of around tennis ball size. Invented in breaktime by myself. Couldn't think of a name so just gave it a random one. You just throw the a ball around a room, without getting up from your seat. (So the person can catch it) if they don't catch it they are deemed 'THE CUNT' and are so until someone else recieves the name. If the ball is thrown so the reciever can't catch it, the thrower becomes 'THE CUNT'. it is fun, and causes a lot of damage.
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Originally a prank on the lot of Muppet Movies, this involves comically whacking someone with a soaking wet Muppet. Hurts like hell. Usually accompanied by a scream of "Wet Muppet!"
That girl was talking on the phone during the movie...I wish someone would have given her a wet muppet.
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Similiar to a wet willy, you take your finger, stick it in your mouth, then shove it up someones rear and swirl it around a few times. Then shout: "WET RUFUS!"
"Then she bent over in her mini-skirt and I saw that she had no panties, so i licked my fingerand gave her a sloppy wet rufus!"
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