When you pin a female up against your wardrobe and subsequently snap your banjo in two, forcing the female to retreat to your hairless older brother.
"Hey Geoff! Why are you in pain?"
"I just gave Gina a Dirty Joe Willis last night!"
"Damn dude, you better get that seen to."
when one sticks his dick in the mason jar of moonshine then gives a "wet willie" with said, moonshine soaked dick, into someones ear.
Dude he just gave me a "West Virginia Willie!" Nasty!!
When someone cums in someone’s ear Like a wet willie
Don : WTF Derrick why did you give me a sticky willie it’s all over my ear!!”
Derrick : because your were being a dick don”
A handsome creature that originates from ETHS, is orange and blue
Having sex with a pre op trans woman with thick legs with a mouth full of popcorn
Talking to a baddie at the club asked her if she wanted to try out a d-Willy
A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
The mightiest of all blowjobs.
When you deepthroat a cock in its entirety.
Dude: "Can you give me a willy wash"
Girl: "ok"