Turtle neck Tac

This is when a 'Tic Tac' (sweet candy) is place inside the fore skin (turtle neck) and gently rolled around, hopefully getting some smegma on it. You then proceed by giving this tic tac to a victim without him/her knowing. It is important that you inform them after they have eaten it.

Aww dude, that guy just ate a turtle neck tac.

or

In Berlin Jmal ate a turtle neck tac...ewwww.

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I LIKE TURTLES

I FKN LOVE TURTLES DUDE MY NAMES TURTLES KID AND GUESS WHAT, I LIKE TURTLES AHHHH

Kid1- hello how are you today

Kid2- I LIKE TURTLES

blastin snow turtles

Doing lines of YAY or cocaine.

Friend: what are you doing?

ME: I'm blastin snow turtles.

What The Flying Turtles

''What the fuck''

Son: Dad I'm going mentally insane and I want to inflict pain into other innocent people and satisfy myself with the bodies of dead children

Dad: What The Flying Turtles?? aye son look at this shitty ass lifeline!!!

ride the sea turtle

Butt stuff. But like, very gentle and underwater.

Alyssa is very excited about getting married in the aquarium, but she does not want to ride the sea turtle.

Snapping turtle style

It’s like doggy style, except you place your partners head close to the wall or headboard and push them gently against it until their head pushes into their shoulders. Then pull them towards you and thrust into them fiercely so their heads pop out like a snapping turtle then repeat the process as necessary.

I came home last night and kept hearing thumps on the walls every few seconds. My roommate must be trying out the snapping turtle style.

Let the turtles free

When you need to go poo!

Denise: It's kind of like right now. I have to go let the turtles free. (Runs to the bathroom)