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I got nailed with a speeding ticket by a ghost car
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Attempting to stop a problem that doesn't actually exist.
Jean, a feminazi, was trying to solve gender equalities. Unfortunately for (non-binary pronoun), that problem doesn't actually exist, therefore (non-binary pronoun) was ghost hunting.
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A bloody ghost happens when you are going on a girl after you have already jizzed on her back, achieving superman status.
Then you pull out just before you blow a load in her bearded clam, and right after she turns around to give you a blowjob, you jizz on her face. Typically she is stunned, and that is when you punch her in the face.
Thus, at last you have achieved the bloody ghost.
I fucking pulled a bloody ghost on Sandy last night and caught her by total surprise when she didn't get one in her stench trench.
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Ghost Cat is a widespread phenomenon among cat owners. If you have a "Ninja Cat" ie, you can see your cats, but never hear them, then this is more likely to effect you.
The Ghost Cat phenomenon is basically when you see something move out of the corner of your eye, and believe it to be your cat, only to turn your head and discover nothing's there...
Also very common when you're high, or sleep deprived.
Cat Owner: Dude, I saw The Ghost Cat like 50 times last night! I swear I had to put both of my cats in front of me to stop freaking out!
Non Cat Owner: Wtf is Ghost Cat?
Cat Owner: Nvm, Imma just start sleeping, and stop smoking so much weed.
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Black ghosts means that you have something coming your way bad or good but mostly bad .
For anyone who has seen a black ghost has to be really careful of what they are going do that day
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Fun, if slightly irresponsible game played in a car at night time.
When driving down a country road at night, or anywhere without street lights, flick off the car headlights for a second. Looks cool when driving also freaks out anybody who happens to be around when you do it.
"you see officer it's a little game called ghost car......"
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To lie on ones arm and penis until they both go numb, then jack off. As there is no sensation it's as if a ghost is jacking off.
Joseph: "Dude, totally had a Holy Ghost last night and now Mary's Pregnant."
Judas: "Shit man, you'll have to lie about it."
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