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When a man and woman take a shower together and he mounts like a king would mount his queen.
I heard Debbie let Mike take a king shower with her and she is totally spent.
Taking a shower baked/high from smoking weed, while listening to your favorite jams.
Dude just had an amazing shower concert jamming to tame impala.
When you go into the bathroom and come back an hour later suspiciously not having showered at all. There is an implication of jerking off in the bathroom, yet it's subtle enough to be used to embarrass people without eavesdroppers getting any ideas.
guy 1: dude did you just go and have a special shower? You were in there for ages!
guy 2: what?! No! I swear I didn't!
Taking a shower (usually long) without applying any soap to the body or using a towel, or both. A small number of people does this because they don't believe in personal hygiene or they want to do things that is not relative to actually washing themselves (the proper way)
(Man is in the bathroom reading an article out of the latest Maxim) (Woman knocks on the door) Woman: "Baby hurry up I need to take a raw shower!" Man: "Aight sweetie hop in..." (Hides the magazine) (The shower lasts for well over the time needed to get in and ends about an hour later) Man: Oh yea imma go grab a towel so we can clean up the mess we made. Boss: "What took you two so long to get here? And why does it smell like hot s***n and wet p***y in here?" Both in unison: "We took a..." Boss: "Nevermind. Just use soap next time."
When a female uses the shower head on the power jet setting to please herself.
I just did some shower head therapy and I feel much better!
Washing one's hair in the kitchen sink before going to work instead of taking their fat fuckin' carcass and getting in the shower like normal people.
I gotta get ready for work and then take a white trash shower.
a shower in which someone is "hosed" with milky white liquid.
<girl> I was taking a Wizzup shower with my boyfriend this evening.