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Pretty self explanatory. A middle aged woman that will fuck anything with a dick (sometimes a vagina) at the bar. Has been with every one of the bar regulars except for the one guy even a crack who're wouldn't touch.
Person #1 " I broke up with my girl, I'm so sad, blah blah blah"
Person #2 "Let's go find some bar room whores and get you over that slut"
After tit-fucking a young lady, one pulls his penis from in between the female's breasts and smacks his penis on her face whilst ejaculating. Also, during his ejaculation, he stretches the edges of her eyes towards her ears slightly in order to make her look like she is Chinese. It is important to note that if the female is already Chinese, then this need not be done. The last, and possibly most crucial piece to this sexual endeavor, is that while all of this is going on, the man must be singing "Hava Nagila."
I heard the Hava Nagila, so I walked in to Elijah's room to see him giving Ling Chin a Chinese Bar Mitzvah.
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The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
Sex gross funny fucked up Kentucky Klondike bar the Kentucky Klondike bar poop
The Kentucky Klondike Bar: "The act of freezing a bowel movement and sexually penetrating another with the frozen bowel movement."
Sex gross funny fucked up Kentucky Klondike bar the Kentucky Klondike bar poop
I wanted to give my partner a Kentucky Klondike Bar, but my shit took too long to freeze. So we watched the newest episode Two-and-a-Half Men instead. Because Mixology was canceled.
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A fat ugly person who (similar to a dimebar) is smooth on the outside yet crunchy on the inside due to the immense pressure of their fat compressing their bones into a diamond-like substance. They need to consume dimebars to maintain their girth...also the most the wanted criminal in the fat west.
Matt's girlfriend is a Dime Bar Dame!!!
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A very nice meal, especially when you're all alone. It's something to eat when your wifes in the shelter...because she ran into a door.
My parents are going out of town today...I'm gonna have Chicken and Granola bars tonight!!!!!
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Someone who puts their pronouns in their bio.
Jimmy - She seems cool
Philip - Yeah but she's a her/she bar. She has pronouns in her bio
Jimmy - Dang! Another lost one
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you take a biscuit, poop on it, put it in the oven for 10 minutes, take it out, put some lobster meat on it, and pack it back in your partner's butt with your penis
alik and erik, and mr. nichols made a bar harbor biscuit and enjoyed it.
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