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An empty threat to say when someone gets on your nerves
You better stop or imma break your knees
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after the long grueling month of Destroy Dick December you can enjoy Just Take A Break January
after day 31 of destroy dick december i am ready to start just take a break january
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Abstain from having sex with
If I were you I'd slam the breaks at ball plate with your cousin.
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When someone accidentally spoils vital plot information pertaining to Breaking Bad, while enthusiastically discussing the show with someone that they THINK has caught up to the same plot points as them.
Crap! I had just learned that my new Facebook friend is totally into Breaking Bad, so I figured it was perfectly safe to discuss that amazingly badass Season 4 finale. Turns out they were only halfway through Season 2 on Netflix!
It was totally my Breaking Bad bad.
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"Want a break from the ads" is a common phrase used by our chads at Spotify.
You: what's up John? How's your Spotify job going?
John: want a break from the ads? Watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music. Yes, really watch this short video to receive 30 minutes of ad free music.
You: wtf
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the sun is red, come out and see the sun. the surface is safe and everything is now beautiful
Guy 1: hey why is the sun red
Guy 2: oh it's SCP-001 "When Day Breaks"
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1. when you have just dumped or been dumped, and you are feeling majorly low, and all you wanna do is sit around and cry and eat chocolates and strangle the teddy bear he gave you...
2. if you've just been parted from something you majorly love, and you're really down about it.
"dude...i'm suffering from PBUS"
"damn it! i can't believe i'm not the play is over, i'm having theatre PBUS!"
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