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Bum-Rush

To slap your victim's backpack so hard their balls quiver.

Paul:Ah shit Peter just bum- rushed me so hard my penis retracted.
Kolby: Bum-Rush?
Paul: yeah it's To slap your victim's backpack so hard their balls quiver.

by Yyounghelmet October 22, 2018

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buoyant bum

A bum to waste ratio and size that causes an individual to unintentionally float to the surface of the water when swimming; flotation typically occurs bum-first in extreme cases.

Dang dude, with a buoyant bum like that there is no way she can go snorkeling with us.

by peanut street bird August 19, 2020


Bum Shitty

(adj) A moment in life not specifically appealing to either the homeless or your derriere.

ex: Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate - and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are an inch and half away from ass holes. I don't know much about this crazy, crazy world, but I do know this: If you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit! .... and that my friends would be "Bum Shitty"

by film_ninja May 14, 2012


Bum Plunger

A Bum Plunger is used on a congested anus, where the host's feces are as solid as a boulder. Use of a Bum Plunger may assist in the release of said boulder. Possible side effects may include feelings of homosexuality and profuse bleeding from the rectum.

Oh man I haven't pooed today, it feels like a boulder is sitting inside of me. Jimmy, get the Bum Plunger!

by TimothyMcJenkins May 8, 2021


Bum mustard

Bum mustard is the creamy result of having someone ejaculate during anal sex. It is yellow in colour and has a thick creamy consistency.

I came and when I pulled out there was bum mustard all over!

by Survivor bear March 5, 2016


Bum-Wee

A term used to describe a male urinating while standing up but opting to lower both their trousers/shorts and underwear, fully exposing their bum in the process, rather than simply unzipping or lowering the front portion of their clothing for urination convenience.

That man is at least 40, can you believe he's doing a Bum-Wee in public

by Doggly September 2, 2023


Bum dust

Bum-dust: The bit of V shaped residue left on the back of a toilet seat after a poo.

Commonly containing a mixture of underwear fluff, skin and pubes.

Ffs Andy! You've left bum dust on the toilet again!

by Sgt Poopybutthole June 10, 2022