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To put someone back in their place when they're being verbally aggressive by smacking them on the face with whatever object you can find in front of you so hard that their soul temporarily leaves their body. It's much better if it's an actual Twisted tea can, but it can be any object you quickly use as a weapon to hit someone in the face really hard.
Based on the popular video of a black guy smacking a white racist asshole who wouldn't stop saying the n word, filmed in Elyria, Ohio, in December 2020.
That guy keeps starting shit calling me slurs. I'm gonna Twisted tea can him one of these days!
2020 has me so tired, man. Too much ignorance. It makes me want to Twisted tea can somebody!
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When a girl is sucking a man's dick and it hits her uvula and she throws up on the man
Lindsay totally roller coaster trash caned me last night!
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The Napoleon meme you see on tiktok
Example
A: Sir, they've stolen all our dildos!!
Napoleon: There's nothing we can do...
*Amour plastique starts playing*
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Most often screamed in a higher voice at a party or when your stoned or getting hammered.
Jack yelled to his buddy Mike... "Can I Get A Stovepipe!"
Mike replied... "Stoovvveeeepippeee!"
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This is the question students ask most at school. It's the sound that resonates most each and every session of class at any given school.
Some teachers continue to use the completely outdated response of "I don't know. Can you?"
Any student sick of that crap to the max might stop the class to not only correct themselves, but also to survey the rest of the class via a show of hands to see who else predicted the teacher was going to play the outdated-sense-of-humor card
Can I go to the bathroom?
*Maybe I should ask my Google assistant that question*
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A short and fat penis. A chode.
Barack Obama is packing a snack sized Coke can.
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when someone says something wrong, especially after having argued with you insisting that they're right, when proven wrong in front of everyone, the person who proved them wrong uses this phrase and proceeds to swipe or smack their hand across the back of the offender's neck. It should be done in a way to be as publicly humiliating as possible. Note: it is not necessary to actually physically hurt the offender.
"Yo, I swear that New York City is the capital of New York."
"Actually, it's Albany, so can I gets mines?"
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