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An ever-green plant that grows in the Canadian north. The stalk is green, and leaves are long resembling those of a spider plant.
Deep below ground, the plant has a root ball that it uses to store water during the spring and summer, and uses this same water to sustain itself through the winter. The root ball consists of an outer thin skin covering a fibrous substance resembling ginger and tasting bitter. In the middle of the root is the nut that contains the fluid that is both slightly bitter and highly nutritious.
Also a story told by Canadian's for foreigners to convince them to buy things from tourist stands.
Hey! Check out that Canadian over there. He's got Great Canadian Coconuts for sale!
The act of licking between someones buttcheeks.
The act of someones tounge inbetween your buttcheeks.
Taz gave Ben a canadian cupholder.
When someone spreads your ass cheeks and sticks your ass to a cold pole in the middle of winter.
Ed: Did you hear?! Jason totally did a Canadian Chili Dog
Barry: Ya I heard… his mom had to come and bring him a bowl of boiling water to luge down the pole so his butthole wouldn’t tear!
The act of pouring maple syrup in a white womens cooter, and eating her out while watching a game of ice hockey.
I heard Todd gave his girl a Canadian Cooter, he is such a lucky guy.
When shoving a can of air wick up someone's ass
You spread them cheeks lube them up and give them the old Canadian air wick
Insist on committing friendly fire with their war on porn dehistorification
Fuck cf and the Canadian forces
The ones ignorant enough to train cadets to starve them
The doctors In the Canadian forces are obsessed with bugged schizophrenia and my hooded penis because 5 fiance's died and I masturbate their obsessed with circumcision And don't care if I eat food.