to have your asshole's cherry popped
Sam McAdam poppped Laura's chocolate cherry last night
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1. A somewhat-crazed female who takes to hanging around ceilings and yelling, "PANTS!" and other such nonsense at random intervals. Loves sugary things.
2. Someone who steals other peoples' chocolate bars.
1. Start making sense, you damn chocolate ninja!
2. Damn it, a chocolate ninja just stole my candy bar!
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chocolate that happens to be sexual
guy:dude you see that sexual chocolate over there?
guy 2:hell yea i do!
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Usually a man, but sometimes a woman, with a large, fat head, an exaggerated chin, small eyes, shorter hair, and extra large cheeks. They often have bags under their eyes. The chocolate faced are usually white and very American. They are often found on obese people, yet skinny or average people can also carry the "chocolate genes," and have a chocolate face as well.
The word "chocolate" is referring to the fact that these people look like they belong in a Willy-Wonka factory and/or lifestyle. They resemble the personification of a chocolate bar; if perhaps this person ate so much fudge, it is leaking through their every pore.
a) John Goodman.
b) "Did you see that guy over there?" "Yeah, he is so chocolatey!" "He has a wicked chocolate face!!"
c) "I went to the all you can eat buffet today, and there was a guy with a chocolate face in the next booth."
d) John Candy.
e) John Goodman.
f) Meatloaf. The singer.
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Two partners spread their butt cheeks, and touch buttholes together. A french chocolate kiss is where one partner poops in the other partners butthole.
Brendan and Christopher wanted to have sex, but they didnt wanna put their penis where the other guy's poop comes out. So they decided to have a french chocolate kiss. So their buttholes touched eachother, while Brendan pooped in Christophers butthole.
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an individual who bitch slaps a box of chicken McNuggets with his pimp cane.
Sexual Chocolates bitch slapped the McNuggets with his pimp cane.
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