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person who, in the case that everyone (including them) in the group is wasted to the point that they can't drive, has to drive everybody home, even though they're also wasted. Usually can drive really well when drunk. From "The Hangover"
Phil: Come on, just to Barstow! Everyone's passing us!
Doug: No, I promised I would be the only one driving. And besides, you're drinking.
Phil: Oh what are you now, a cop? You know I drive great when I'm drunk!
Stu: That's very true. If you'll remember, Phil was our designated drunk driver in college.
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When people who have started real lives with carrers and such decide to get extremely intoxicated.
Bob the wife is out of town and she brought the kids lets go out and get High School drunk
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getting as blackout drunk as Logan "Slur" Bell does on an average Monday night and not being able to speak fully coherent sentences. this usually occurs before 10:00 and only after a relatively low number of beers.
i got fuckin slurred last night
we're getting slur drunk tonight!
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A combination of the drunk ass and drunk bitch.
An extremely inebriated bitch ass ho. Usually at the point of being called a drunk ass bitch, one does much stupid shit that is often not remembered.
"Phil where the fuck are you??"
"Dude I have no fucking idea."
"DRUNK ASS BITCH.
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A messy and common condition often experienced by intoxicated women. It is more typically known for it's abbreviated name, "DBS".
Symptoms include:
- persistent vomiting
- highly increased vocal volume (keep your distance, it's painful to the ears)
- relentless in attempting to prove their "points", which make absolutely no sense.
- Spending large amounts of money on alcohol for others
- Vigorous swaying, often into the wake of oncoming traffic.
- Uncontrollable diarrhea (don't let this person borrow your pants)
- No matter how supportive their bra, their nipples will be out for the majority of the evening.
"That girl is really suffering from DBS (Drunk Bitch Syndrome) tonight...Her tits are all over the place."
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To place ones forehead gently upon random objects such as posts and shopfront windows whilst intoxicated until the desire to move on is met.
He is obviously drunk cause there he goes doing the drunk forehead touch on random objects once again"
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Drunk to the point of losing the ability to filter your thoughts. All judgment taken away.
Symptoms involve throwing things, usually wearing a costume (not necessarily Santa), and speaking the truth at high volumes. Lots of pointing.
A straight man in a wedding dress gets up at the bar and points at a stranger. Before he can even get a word out, he realizes that this stranger is a man he once met three years ago and always wanted to tell him he's a loser because he's fat. At top volume, the santa clause drunkard points at the man and tells him he's a fat loser.
Then the drunk decides to chug his drink and proceeds to throw his glass at the owner of the bar who is in fact a female. Now the santa clause drunkard is severely and/or possibly tasered.
That's when you know someone is santa clause drunk.
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