Random
Source Code
Random
a person of asian descent who appears as though their creator (god) took his thumbs and smeared their eyes across their face.
EXAMPLE 1-
Ben: Hey Shayla don't you have that karate tournament this weekend?
Shayla: Sure do, wish me luck!
Ben: You're gonna need it, smear eyes are always better at martial arts than everyone else.
Example 2-
Ben- hey paul what's up bro? You still with that one chick Pjao?
Paul: Ya but i've also been seeing Tyuet Ming on the side.
Ben: You always have been a sucker for the smear eye chicks.
9👍 5👎
Noun: Alien sight organs. Basically, they are muscular stalks containing eyeballs, or at least, they are tentacles designed for seeing.
I once met an attractive Purplonian woman with lots of eye stalks and tentacles.
9👍 5👎
When two people are completely nude with their assholes lined up next to each other.
They kept on looking at me with those Anal Eyes.
I wanted to go deeper into their Anal Eyes.
Look into our Anal Eyes and tell us you love us.
20👍 15👎
To get high on weed
Let's catch a case of the low eyes.
I need to lower my eyes really quick and I'll be ready.
20👍 15👎
Prior to anal sex, a girl bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as far as she can while dialating her asshole so she can better reveal her anal cavity. At this special moment, you insert your penis into the opening while humming the theme song of Mordor from Lord of the Rings. As she beckons for your "orcs" you give her all your "army's strength". There may be some "soil from the battlefield" on your penis afterwards.
Bobby gave Shelley an Eye of Sauron last weekend! I heard she couldn't walk for two days and poop got all over his dick!
30👍 24👎
When you maintain eye contact with a stranger, in an oddly sexual manner, perhaps at the grocery store or driving down the street... for more than five seconds, you have successfully managed to "do" someone, eye-sex style.
Be careful though, don't want to share sloppy seconds with your friends ;) SAFE SEX, wear some SUNGLASSES!
(IN THE CAR driving with her girl friend)
Natalie: "OMG, OMG... I just DID him"
Kerry: "WHO?!?!"
Natalie: "That guy over there on the motorcycle... you know, eye sex"
Kerry: "Here's some glasses you NASTY! (throws sunglasses)... don't wanna go catchin' any pink eye!... GROSS"
29👍 25👎