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HALF PAST FUCK is a colourful and expletive measurement of time or hour, most commonly indicating that the time in question is inconvenient or unreasonable to the party making use of the term.
"I had to get up for work at half past fuck this morning to make it to the new job site by 6.30am"
"I really can't be bothered going out tonight boys....I have a massive day on tomorrow and if I go out clubbing I will wind up drinking way too much and I won't get home until half past fuck either...too hard..."
"I got a call at bloody half past fuck last night from some offshore call centre."
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when you turn a girls head to the side and dump a load of jizz in her ear.
would you like me to provide you with your own oyster on the half shell ?
A lawn decoration consisting of a statue of the virgin Mary inside a half-buried bathtub painted sky blue inside. Also known as a bathtub Madonna it is a miniature shrine displaying the owner's devotion to the virgin Mary. While not as bad as a pink flamingo, it is considered by some to be some to be an icon of poor taste.
The new neighbors must be Catholic, they planted a Mary on the half shell on the lawn.
ohio state football.
when your team is fucking up in the first half and then they pull it together and end up winning in the second half.
Did you watch the Rose Bowl last night? OSU had me a little worried at halftime but I didn’t get too stressed bc i know they are a second half team.
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A way to insult an exceptionally stupid and naive person; meant to imply that they have not yet graduated to being a full-grown idiot.
Early to mid 1900's colloquialism from south-central rural Pennsylvania.
Boy, I'll tell ya'... that Bob Johnson down the street must be some kinda' half-grown idiot!
The act of pumping one’s girlfriend during half time of any sporting event.
Hey Mark, it’s 2-0 so I’m away for some Half Time Hole. See you in 15.
The true superior form of popcorn, according to Jaiden Animations.
If you've never taken the time to eat the Half-Popped Popcorn at the bottom of the bowl, you're missing out.