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Horse armor is the peculiar sense/emotion of preparing oneself for bestiality (see: anal penetration of a horse or hideous woman).
Mr. Hands should have remembered his horse armor: instead, he received a perforated colon.
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a sex move made up my dane cook. where you pick up you leg and move it back and forth. and you hold your head
"when you cheating on some one you do all the thinkg your partner would not do like the bionic sea horse" dane cook
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A horse that is very well trained and calm, that isn't easily spooked. Term originated for Military horses who must be "bomb-proof" so they don't spook at the sound of a bomb/gun/etc.
Children's riding ponies often must be bomb-proof because kids tend to run and jump and make loud noises--all things that might scare an ordinary horse and cause him to hurt somebody.
My old mare Goldie was a bomb-proof horse-- We could drive the tractor right past her and she wouldn't even flinch!
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To "gargle horse loads" is to have something be thoroughly terrible. Anything can commit the act of gargling horse loads. Such as a person, an object, an event, etc, etc... It is never a good thing and can be used an unlimited number of times.
"Dude, the party gargle horse loads!"
"Dude, your car gargles horse loads!"
"Dude, I bet that chick gargles horse loads in bed."
"Dude, that Urban Dictionary entrance about gargling horse loads gargled horse loads."
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When your horse has been amputated and is now a porn star.
Wow what are you watching?
It's horse nuggets dude, so hot!
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A hairy, big, animal that roams around with blue eyes and plays soccer, usually funny, and packin', extremely up for a challenge, but and overall sweetie.
Your such a Gorilla Horse today, I love you.
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When your face fucking a girl and she tries talking. Making her look like a horse
I gave that girl a good old horse whisperer
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